Dear Vancouver Canucks,

I'm proud of you guys. It sucks that you lost, but hey. You made it to the finals, it was an awesome ride, and it was generally kick ass. Way to go.

***

Dear Vancouver Canuck Asshole Fans,

I'm so fucking ashamed. Way to show everyone what a world class city we are.

***

Dear Rest Of The World,

I'm so sorry. I am so, so sorry.

-Percy

DEAR WORLD:

GO PLAY LIKE A GIRL.

LOVE,
PERCY AND ALL OF FREAKIN' CANADA

Dear USA,
(Or at least, the HBO online store, and the American Post System)
Ho-kay. I was looking at buying something from you. More specifically, that awesome Merlotte's tee and mug combo that you have on sale right about now.

I'd put it in my cart, and had even gone so far as to start the check out process when something made me want to cry.  USA, ( Read more... )

( The Continuing Adventures Of Emo-Boy And His Sister, Teacher Lady. This Week's Episode: SWEET POTATO PIE AND ROTTING ZOMBIE BRAINS IS IT OVER YET? )

Dear Snow,

WTF.

No, seriously. WTF. I thought I had you all figured out. I was okay driving in you, which was great  considering I've been working pretty much every day. I'd managed to avoid any accidents, and aside from a slight fishtail the other day, you and I were getting along quite nicely.

THEN YOU GO AND BURRY MY FLIPPING CAR THIS MORNING. A  ( Read more... )

Dear Indigo/Chapters/Coles,
Damn you and your buy-three-get-one-free sale on books this weekend. Damn you and the lovely staff discount you offer me on top of that.   Most of all though, damn you for leading me in to temptation by having just the books I've been thinking about lately in stock.

***

Dear self,
Damn you and your lack of willpower. WORK ON ( Read more... )

Dear Professor,

I love you. Really, I do. You are the most amazing woman I've encountered in my post secondary career, and I adore you with every fibre of my being. Should I take on a Masters degree, I'm going to ask YOU to be my supervisor.

However, you and I talked in class today. You said you'd recieved the outline I sent you via e-mail, and that ( Read more... )

 Note to self:

So you dresed up today. Good for you. You managed to get a few second glances. That's fabulous, especially considering for the most part you get pegged as a fourteen year old. Hell, you weren't even asked for ID at the liquor store when you were picking up that beer Dave asked you to grab.

On top of all that, you finally got your ( Read more... )

Dear Universe,

You know I love you. We've been on fairly good terms lately. But starting the day off with a poweroutage, strange high-pitched squealing from my coffee maker, and stepping in dog crap on my way back to the room from the shower?

NOT 'EFFING COOL. AT ALL.

I suppose that on the bright side, I'm sufficiently coffeed up, the library has ( Read more... )

A few memos for certain parties.

Dear  Viz Media:
Just bought that fourth volume of Vampire Knight. Thank you SO MUCH for the shiptacular cover. My day? She is made. You are wonderful, wonderful people and I shall remember this every time I begin to doubt you.

Now, can we hurry up with Fairy Cube, plzkthnx? I could use a Kaori Yuki fix like WHOA.

Dear ( Read more... )